25.32%

To satisy the curiosity swirling around out there, i put myself through that horrible, disgusting, questionairre. But hey, I did waaaaay better than cam-a-lama-ding-dong said I would! Shocking. I laughed out loud a LOT though when amir though mary ellen was talking about me...so thanks for the very important clarification ME. ALSO, Amir, I believe you meant golden SHOWER, NOT golden CHILD. POLICY ON THAT.
Sorry I have been out of commission lately, but as you all know, I have been deficient in the internet area lately. I am at home in murphy now until monday, and I move back to winston on monday, so I will have more internet access there hopefully.
The hairbrush star picture is amazing.
One of the girls I was with in africa this summer was from canada, and she actually made it sound pretty great. I think that IS canada's thing...flying under the radar, keeping a low profile, slapping convention and popularity in the face. I applaud you, land of the maple leaf.
I love you guys, you keep me young.
I wish I could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat a piece and be happy.
Someone wrote in that book that I am lying about being a virgin because I use superjumbo tampons, but I cant help it that I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND scene

this just seemed like fun. i admit it, i'm a copy cat.

random thoughts.

So, I was on the bus this weekend with a friend, and I don't know how it came up, but suddenly we were talking about Canada. I've never really had any big thoughts about Canada, it seems like a nice place and all, I hear it's nice. She, however, feels strongly that Canada SUCKS and "big and cold and BORING." Ok. So, that's fine, everyone's entitled to their opinion. She just stated quite clearly that Canada doesn't have anything. And I thought about it....she's right. What does Canada have that other countries DON'T have? Like, what is Canada's THING? Ice hockey? Because we have ice hockey. French Canadians? If you want to hear French, go to France. Mountains? Who doesn't have mountains?

So, the more I thought about Canada, the less I realized I know about it. I mean, I try to stay up with the news. I read about global politics and I know the political systems of major countries. I even followed the recent German election, for heaven's sake. I can name world leaders. But...WHO IS THE LEADER OF CANADA? What is even their form of government? What is the NAME of the leader and you know what? What is the POSITION of the leader? Is there a president? Is there a prime minister? Is there a KING!?!?! When do you hear about Canada in the news? Nothing HAPPENS there. WHAT HAPPENS THERE?????

And another thought. I am really excited for when you have webcams on phones and you can webcam wherever you are. You know it's coming! I'm CALLING it!

WHOA HAHAHA!

hahahaha...

That is FUNNY! Clearly I thought I was all bad ass and had done something, but in actuality, I haven't! THANNKS FOR BURSTING MY BUBBLE MARY ELLEN!!!! THANKS! I am curious to know, though, what would Daniel FORRISTER'S score be. I think we should have a pot on it, a little wager if you will! Any guesses? I say 8.74% Hahaha, sorry Daniel.
-Mir

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION

OK! I was NOT talking about Daniel Forrister...I was talking about Dan, the guy from Apple this summer. Ok??? DAN not DANIEL. There is a difference. And DAN got an 88% which means MORE EXPERIENCED since I myself only scored a mere 14%.

HOW DID HE GET AN 88% SOME OF THAT SHIT WAS NAAAAAASTY.

I am still disturbed. DAN. NOT DANIEL.

Thank you.

Should I be ashamed!

Alright kids,

Do you want to know my score. I'm assuming that the lower the number the worse right? (Since Daniel Forrister was 88%--HAHAHA) HAHAHA. 34.18% So...yeah. BUT I HAVE NEVER HAD INCEST! Or a golden child. POLICY ON THAT!

HAHAHAHAHA! -Mir

holy shit, kids.

I liked the throwback to freshman year, Cam...

And now for something completely different. And slightly scarier.

This is a test from none other than Dan Dan the Apple Man, called "The Extreme Sex Test."

So, I mean. I took it. I pretty much felt violated by the questions, but I took it. Please, go take it. It may make you hate yourself, but it may make you realize that you are a moral person.

Now let's talk about how Dan got an 88%.

Ho. Ly. Shit.

more randomness....ag;ljgs;oidsj!!!er!

Soooo, I decided that this blogg needs more pictures. So, I thought, "WHAT THE HEY! I have a digital camera"...so...yeah! HA!!!

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haha! JEALOUS!

So...the other day I was walking down the street and overheard a bit of a conversation. This girl was walking by with her friend and all I heard her say was, "Ma lui è gelosissimo!" which, you can all translate, comes to "he's SOOOO jealous!!!!"

HAHA. Italians better DO it.

In other news...I just accidently bought a ticket to go to London for the Harry Potter 4 movie release. Oops. I know none of you are Potter people but you can appreciate my excitement, I'm sure. This is great. And it's Kyle's birthday that weekend, too. Woot.

In other news...there is no other news. I have been enjoying hearing about the hair that Amir has to live with (or NOT). It is GROSS Amir. But, as Kelly expressed...we all have the ability to control our hygiene. Hair happens. But you have to control it.

Amir...you better HAVE like a billion guys like you. I was talking to a friend over the weekend and we both realized that we had come here with hopes of hooking up with Italians BUT now realize that we have NO INTEREST in it because Italians are greasy and sleazy. I want nothing to do with them. Literally. Anyway...ciao for now.

this jealousy must STOP...

Ho! Okay, first I must say that the hair problem I spoke of in an earlier blog is actually coming along very nicely. Not as perfect as I'd like, but I am getting use to having hair most everywhere (I guess...). But the shower is 99.2% CLEAN everytime I use it! IT'S GREAT WHAT COMMUNICATION CAN DO! ;P (thumbs up!) HAHAHA...but no, for real, I don't mean to sound like I'm giving Meghan flack; she acutally is a really cool gal, and I am glad we live together.

Second...well there isn't really a second, not for now anyhow. I have some funny stories to post very soon! HOLLA AT CHA BOY (I don't know why I just typed that)...WHOA! -Mir

long time, no blog

Hey Guys!
I tried to create a post on friday, but clearly it didnt work. This is just a quick note to say that I am still crippled by lack of internet access, but I have not forgotten about you, or more importantly, our bond of friendship, ie the blog. I hope to talk to or see all of you soon! Hope all is going well.

whoa

So...I don't know if I told you but I had my first shoot today! It was cool. We shot around UCLA. But anyway. Soon I'll what ya'll to pick out some good pics for my head shots. But anyhow, you can get a lil' preview to the remix, to go www.eljphoto.com and check out the fashion section. I know, try not to scream too loud. hahaha. love ya!

-mir

hahaha...

hahahaha...thanks Daniel. Thanks Kel for your words of wisdom...And THANKS Cameron...THANKS!!!!! I for one don't know if my "lil' hairs" would clog the drain though...but yes...hahaha...we ALL need to not be ANIMALS and get out stuff TOGETHER! EEEEW!!!

And I just went to www.chapelthrill.com and I feel like I lost some brain cells...whOA!!!! Talk about computer (and brain) overload. It's a good time...hahaha...

Ok, I think I have ANOTHER problem, or "issue" may be a better word. So, I think there is this OTHER guy at work that likes me. Yes, another one. His name is, no like, (and think of saying it in the most hispanic/over-exaggerated accent you can)...wait for it..."Juan Carlos." HAHAHAHAHA! Like Mary Ellen. TWO NAMES!!!! (HAHAHA...I'm sorry, but that is FUNNY to me). Now Juan Carlos is a really nice guy. He looks and sounds EXACTLY like Fez from That 70's Show and it's HILARIOUS. Well, the reason why I think he likes me is because he always, ALWAYS, makes it a point to say some random thing to me about WHATEVER. He likes to touch me on my arm whenever you are near the same computer in the restaurant, you know like a "hey, I see you" kind of tap. And I just get those vibes. Now of COURSE he didn't say out right "hey, Amir I like you," but he gives all ALL KINDS OF strange energy. He's a cute guy, but...*shakes head*...no. I'm glad he continues to be nice to me though I guess. He's invited to go out a few times. I haven't. I don't know, this is all strange to me. WHOA!

More great stuff on the way...Misses (yes I typed that!)

Mir

I, sir, most certainly do NOT shed

I am however quite familiar with your problem as the apartment I just moved out of in Winston was coated in a deep shag carpeting of extremely long, black hairballs courtesy of a former female resident. This just adds further proof to our point that girls are disgusting and not to be trifled with. Also, my last roommate was a guy who did, in fact, shed in the shower, so that I was forced to clean his mess out of the drain whenever I got in to avoid his locks dirtying up my feet. Here is my advice: if you like this girl enough, you will do her a favor and shave her head one night while she is asleep, thereby allowing you to live with her sans the shedding problem. This is clearly the only solution. Speaking of which, I need to go shower and shave now.

more problems...

Okay...I have a problem that I don't know how quite to deal with. *sigh*...okay, now living with Meghan is fine. Whatever, she is cool. Now, we only have one bathroom, so we obviously have to share. And this is cool...no problem, it's just the two of us right. Well everything is nifty, just grand, but ONE thing, and I don't know quite how to handle it. OKAY, THERE IS HAIR ALL OVER THE BATHROOM! HAIR I AM NOT USE TO! Hair on the FLOOR, in the SINK, and ALL UP IN THE TUB! Of COURSE we talked about it. And she is like "I'LL CLEAN UP MY HAIR"...but there is STILL HAIR!!! TONS OF HAIR EVERYWHERE!!!! Now, I'm not saying I don't shed some, cause I do...and I make sure I clean up the shower when I am done, so there is none, but EVERYTIME before I shower I have to clean out the drain because her hair just CLOGS IT! CLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS IT! WHAT DO I DO? I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE! HOW DO YOU WHITE GIRLS DO IT??? Is this common? Is there anything you can do? Do ya'll ALWAYS have to clean out the drain before/after you shower. DO YOU ALWAYS SHED???!?! I DON'T KNOW NOR UNDERSTAND??? SOS! DO YOU SHED DAN??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? HELP!!!!!!

ELAPORATED

Amir, why cant you share the wealth? No one at works loves me...but at the same time I dont think I would want any of the patients at the Durham VA to fall for me. I was told to be hot several times and manhandled by a 38 year old musclebound british man at legends last weekend though. Guess I'll take what I can get. You're place looks really nice! I would lopve to come visit sometime or at least talk to you soon. I am glad to hear that you are doing so we'll...I am so jealous. You're out there and you're totally doing it! mary ellen, I hope you are enjoying London...that's all I am going to say on that. Cam and Kel, we need to get together again STAT, or asap for you non-healthcare people. Miss you guys!

ok...WHOA!

HAHAHAHAHA...I don't think there is ANYWAY to communicate on this blog how hard I was LAUGHING on the FLOOR after reading these blogs. I know I have been out of the loop some, but now I'm back. MARY ELLEN, WOW...it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY, that of ALL the videos in the world you watched that one. I personally like the video; it's definitely different than there others, but as Cameron said, it is still CRACK! HAHAHAHA...you watching that video and trying to be "cool" is like the time Peter tried to have dill pickels on saltine crackers with CRUNCHY peanut butter--CLEARLY JUST ALL WRONG! GOOD INTENTIONS THOUGH, and we APPLAUD THEM!

Okay, so I have a problem. There is this OTHER guy at work that likes me. Like LIKES me. And he is cool, nice, really friendly, funny, you know all those great qualities. Okay, so the other night we went to the movies (An Unfinished Life--great movie, go SEE) and he was like laughing over exaggerated and then coming ALL IN MY SPACE, head on my shoulder, hitting my arm, stuff like that. And it made me feel weird. Now, I don't him like that. He is like 31, which isn't a problem, but it's just not like that for me. And I don't know what to do. So when he asked me if I was single, I kinda danced around the question...you know how I do...look at the ground...ummm, well....see....what had happened was....it's a funny situation...look to the side...and then just kinda elaporated on Berry. But, I mean, I guess it's not really a problem, but just interesting. Because I just have it out with DWAYNE and we are cool and stuff, and THEN ANOTHER guy who I really like, AS FRIENDS, comes...what is GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!!

I thought I'd share with ya'll some pictures of my piece. So when you walk into my apparment complex (which is GATED off) this is what you see! More to come. Don't PLAY! YA'LL WILL ALL COME AT SOME POINT! Good!




PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE read A MILLION LITTLE PIECES! -Mir

out of the loop

Sorry about my lack of blogness lately guys. I have very limited internet access this month and I have to maximize my time on it. Hahaha. Not that this isnt supremely important, but I do check to see what has been said. Please let me hear from all of you soon! I hope you are all doing really well.

a big no-no

Um. So I was at home this morning, and decided to sit down and watch some Sex and the City, which comes on at 12:30 every day..or so I thought…cause it WASN’T ON! So I just turned on MTV, thinking about how proud you guys would be when I came back home and knew all of the current videos and stuff. So, I watched this Ricky Martin video, surprised that he was even ON TV (then my roommate informed me that he is “back” but who are those people singing in the video with him? Anyway). Then comes this Backstreet Boys video. I think to myself, ooh, goody. I will REALLY impress Cameron with my knowledge of this.

Guys, I have never been so disturbed in my life. What the fuck WAS that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I am NOT KIDDING. This was “Just want you to know” or whatever, something like that, and the song was actually not bad, but WHAT was the VIDEO. I kept hoping someone would come on TV and be like, “psych! Here’s the REAL video!” There was an excess of 1. Hair 2. Tongues 3. BARF in that video. SERIOUSLY! WHAT. THE FUCK! And they better MAKE fun of JERSEY and have Jersey plates! HAHAH! That was the one thing I liked. And a band named SPHYNTER or whatever…and why were they all bloody at the end? And why did they have MULLETS! MULLETS IN JERSEY!!! Ahhaahah. And WHAT were those women DOING they were NOT wearing enough CLOTHING. And dancing on cars!?!? WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!? I just wanted you guys to be sitting next to me so you could laugh at the expression on my face. I was like, appalled. Shocked. All of these things. I couldn’t close my mouth. I just like…STARED. And waited for the guy to pop out and show me the REAL video. REALLY!?!?!!

Ok. That’s all I have to say. But seriously, one more time, just for good measure: what the fuck!!!!!